Joanne Whalley
Nude

Joanne Whalley, perhaps best known as Joanne Whalley Kilmer, ditched her big ego-ed hubby Val Kilmer in February 1997, but her career didn’t suffer a bit. It’s not surprising, this stone cold fox had already had a successful run well before Iceman came along. Beloved to stateside Whalley watchers since her enchanting performance as the red-haired, wispy princess Sorsha in Willow (1988), Joanne got her start on British TV shows like Coronation Street and How We Used to Live, before making her film debut as the groupie we’d love to stick our bricks in the wall er…Whalley of, in Pink Floyd- The Wall (1982). But the lucky Brits were the first ones to see Joanne’s tits, when she landed the main role in A Kind of Loving, a drama about a miner’s son where Joanne explores all kinds of love making in different forms. She takes her bra off and gives her husband the squishiest hug ever seen onscreen, and slips a pink towel off from behind before making out with her man with her jiggly jugs in full view. How kind of her! While she disappointed with a body double in Scandal (1989), this curvy chameleon is most colorful when turning toward more skinteresting flesh tones. Although Joanne used that bootilicous body double, she did bare her perfectly perky pair in Breathtaking (2000) and yes, they certainly were! While Joanne last took off her top in Life Line (2007), she’s been working the period piece scene of late, playing Mary Tudor on The Virgin Queen, Vannozza dei Cattanei on The Borgias, Pontius Pilate’s wife on A.D. The Bible Continues, Catherine of Aragon on Wolf Hall and Margaret, Duchess of Burgundy on The White Princess. They’re good but we need more nudity. Period. Most recently, Joanne and her still second to nun, booming bosoms have been playing Sister Maggie on Netflix’s Daredevil. Unlike Matt Murdock, we’re not blind. We can see Joanne’s jackpot body still deserves a thorough examination of all the devilish details. So give us one more nude scene Joanne, we dare you!